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"Wait... is that a *waffle* stuck in your ceiling fan?" FADE IN: INT. JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT'S HOUSE JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT exits the shower as his girlfriend BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD awakes. BRYCE DALLAS...
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Wondering where the $18m had gone, James observed the sets were starting to look a bit samey. FADE IN: INT. JAMES FRANCO'S HOUSE JAMES FRANCO is packing for a HIKING TRIP and generally enjoying the...
View ArticleZero Dark Thirty
The patriotic symbolism was detectable only to the most keen-eyed viewers. FADE IN: INT. SECRET CIA PRISON Rough-n'-tumble CIA dungeon master JASON CLARKE and sexy ginger intelligence agent JESSICA...
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A compelling battle of wits between an emotionless canvas and... well, an emotionless canvas. FADE IN: INT. 1950S SCHOOLROOM DANIELLE CARTER's class are doing DRAWINGS for a TIME CAPSULE - except...
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Spongebob would do anything to earn Jason's respect... anything. FADE IN: EXT. 1980S MEXICO Some TITLE CARDS go on about how the 1980s was rife with ASSASSINATION and COVERT OPERATIONS, as opposed to...
View ArticleFunny Games
Brady, desperate to maintain acting credibility, hoping that Michael hadn't seen 'Thunderbirds'. FADE IN: EXT. HIGHWAY Posh family types NAOMI WATTS and TIM ROTH are driving with their son DEVON...
View ArticleThe Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)
An enormous alien robot, yesterday. FADE IN: EXT. SNOWY MOUNTAIN RANGE, SOMETIME IN THE 1920S Bearded KEANU REEVES is climbing in the snow and comes across an ETHEREAL GLOWING SPHERE. It gives him a...
View ArticleEscape From L.A.
"Whaddya mean you'll only tip if I really deserve it?" FADE IN: INT. A SHADOWY CANDLELIT TENT, SOME TIME IN THE MID-1990S Director JOHN CARPENTER is conversing with a PSYCHIC MEDIUM. DIRECTOR JOHN...
View ArticleSeeking a Friend for the End of the World
Steve wasn't entirely subtle in hiding his "enthusiasm". FADE IN: INT. STEVE CARELL'S CAR Taciturn insurance salesman STEVE CARELL and his wife are listening to the RADIO coverage of the impending end...
View ArticleRock Star
"Listen up everyone, the fire exits are here and here. Please form an orderly queue." FADE IN: EXT. SUPERFLUOUS FRAMING DEVICE Titular rock star MARKY MARK WAHLBERG, who is definitely NOT TIM "RIPPER"...
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